Butch Patrick, who starred as wolf-boy Eddie Munster in the classic ’60s sitcom, “The Munsters,” is now facing accusations that he’s a total dog.
The National Enquirer reports the 56-year-old actor has been cheating on his fianceé and super-fan, former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, Donna McCall.
It’s a story you’ve heard a hundred times over:
Girl has obsessive crush on imaginary werewolf boy. Werewolf boy becomes pen pal with girl. Girl writes werewolf boy for more than 40 years. Werewolf boy meets girl at Pennsylvania vampire convention. Girl and werewolf boy fall in love. Werewolf boy asks for girl’s hand in marriage.
However, this spooky story of star-crossed lovers ended in tell-tale heartbreak when McCall discovered that Patrick has a harem of horror-loving hotties all over the country. According to e-mails apparently found by McCall, the now-wrinkled werewolf used his many horror convention appearances as cover for full-moon flings with his gaggle of gore fans.
“Butch and I are done, finished, and I never want to see him again!” McCall told the Enquirer. “I had a crush on him since I was a little girl and I believed we were soul mates, but I learned the hard way. He’s a real-life monster.”
Naturally, we can assume that, after uttering this quote, McCall fled the interview leaving a human-shaped hole in the wall.
I suppose this is what happens when ghouls rush in.
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