Urban Meyer headed to Denver

Gator numero uno will vacate  his position with the University of Florida for the position of head coach of the Denver Broncos and to reunite with his “one trick pony”  Timmy Tebo.  The Meyer family longs for the nostalgic life they had in Utah and Colorado is next door.  Urban has been disgruntled over his dismissing of Cam Newton and has been heard to say “we could have been contenders with Cam, it was only a lap top”

 The announcement is due to be released prior to the game with the Re-animated corpse and his Penn State Preppies.

 Sources on the Hogg Towne campus have hinted John Gruden is the leading candidate for the job.

 Mrs Meyer commented at a local watering hole, that her family had never “warmed” to Gaineville and the likes of “boiled green peanuts”  jailhouse tatoos and the mispronunciation of her husbands first name.